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Halloween Costumes for Girly Boys

admin — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:35:41 +0000

Dead Lamp Walking

admin — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:00:58 +0000

Credits: Dan Gurewitch and Sam Reich (writers), Carl Sondrol (music), Gloo Studios (animation).

Nude Coffeemaker Arrested

admin — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 11:56:40 +0000

A Springfield, Va., man is in trouble with Johnny Law because a cop’s wife saw him making coffee in the nude while she was trespassing on his property.

Embarrassed by the national press coverage the story has attracted, the police department has canvassed the neighborhood to find out if any other trespassers have seen this man’s swizzle stick.

Balloon Boy Hates Fags

admin — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 01:47:29 +0000

Vomit isn’t the only thing that comes out of the mouths of Richard Heene’s delightful children. Here’s “Not Pussified,” a rap video they produced with their parents:

Lyrical highlight: “I look up in the tree. What do I see? I see a faggot trying to pee on me. I pick up a rock. Threw it at his cock.”

Although reality TV is a bad environment in which to raise children, I’m thinking it might be an improvement for these kids over their actual home. I hope there’s a spot for the Heenes on TLC after Jon kills Kate.