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		<title>The Day My Vagina Fell Out</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a little late for Halloween, but Allison Henry shares a tale of extruding vaginal horror on Momlogic:

Over the next year, I noticed this more and more and more. I would feel that something was poking out of my vagina when I was wiping.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s a little late for Halloween, but Allison Henry shares a tale of <a href="http://www.momlogic.com/2009/11/my_bits_fell_out_vaginal_prolapse.php">extruding vaginal horror</a> on Momlogic:</p>
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Over the next year, I noticed this more and more and more. I would feel that something was poking out of my vagina when I was wiping.</p>
<p>In the meantime, I had a massive emergency appendectomy, I got gangrene, and I was hospitalized. It took me about eight months to heal from that whole thing, so I didn&#8217;t really address what was going on with my vagina.</p>
<p>One night, I took a look down there, and it was like my insides were on the outside and they were coming out. I knew I couldn&#8217;t put this off any longer. I went to my doctor and said, &#8220;My vagina is falling out of my body!&#8221;
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<p>You know it&#8217;s bad when a specialist says &#8220;Holy crap.&#8221; And we haven&#8217;t even gotten to the part about the discharge with the funky odor.</p>
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		<title>Halloween Costumes for Girly Boys</title>
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