Balloon Boy Hates Fags

Vomit isn’t the only thing that comes out of the mouths of Richard Heene’s delightful children. Here’s “Not Pussified,” a rap video they produced with their parents:

Lyrical highlight: “I look up in the tree. What do I see? I see a faggot trying to pee on me. I pick up a rock. Threw it at his cock.”

Although reality TV is a bad environment in which to raise children, I’m thinking it might be an improvement for these kids over their actual home. I hope there’s a spot for the Heenes on TLC after Jon kills Kate.

9 Responses to “Balloon Boy Hates Fags”

  1. This doesn’t shock me, their dad is a bag of douches. I hated them on wife swap, they treated the other people like pure shit.

    Although it is amusing when karma strikes publicly.
    Gotchyo ass!

  2. Welcome back, Cruel!

  3. I could not understand much of the lyrics in this video. Thanks for clarifying how much worse it really is than I had even realized. Dad and Mom need some parenting classes or something.

  4. Welcome back to this sick, sad world of ours.

  5. I could swear David Crosby had been here before.

  6. hello mofos

  7. Is this place unmoderated???

  8. Yay! We’re home!!!

  9. Hmmm. Just because I registered here doesn’t mean all is forgiven, Rcade.

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