The Day My Vagina Fell Out

It’s a little late for Halloween, but Allison Henry shares a tale of extruding vaginal horror on Momlogic:

Over the next year, I noticed this more and more and more. I would feel that something was poking out of my vagina when I was wiping.

In the meantime, I had a massive emergency appendectomy, I got gangrene, and I was hospitalized. It took me about eight months to heal from that whole thing, so I didn’t really address what was going on with my vagina.

One night, I took a look down there, and it was like my insides were on the outside and they were coming out. I knew I couldn’t put this off any longer. I went to my doctor and said, “My vagina is falling out of my body!”

You know it’s bad when a specialist says “Holy crap.” And we haven’t even gotten to the part about the discharge with the funky odor.

2 Responses to “The Day My Vagina Fell Out”

  1. *vomits*

  2. Holy shit, how do you have all of that crap going on and NOT GO TO THE DR IMMEDIATELY?? I mean, if I felt something “weird” with my “vagina” while “wiping”, there would have been an immediate inspection followed by a trip to the GYN.

    This is my favorite part:

    And I do have the vagina of a 13-year-old virgin, with a perfect labia, as a bonus.

    WTF!?!??!?!?!?!?!??! GROSS. And she even posted a photo of herself? I wouldn’t want ANYONE to know I had that happen to me!?!?

    THIS IS SO DISTURBING. Rogers, you suck for this!

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