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13 Responses to “Welcome to the New Site”

1. sofaking // Oct 6, 2009 at 7:52 pm

   *looks around*

   It’s very white and clean here. I don’t want to leave any muddy footprints.

   *leaves a Bundt cake*

2. Jesusluvspegging // Oct 7, 2009 at 12:28 am

   WHY MUST YOU RAPEFUCK MY MEMORIES

3. joe // Oct 7, 2009 at 2:15 pm

   so, where’s the cruelty?

4. Darren // Oct 8, 2009 at 6:25 pm

   wats it all about?

5. cruelite // Oct 9, 2009 at 2:47 pm

   Is this still Rogers Cadenhead?

6. Sam Handel // Oct 13, 2009 at 3:10 am

   The endless cycle of death and rebirth begins another round. Welcome back, good to see you again. I check your bookmark occasionally and now I feel rewarded for what at times seemed desperate hope

7. frits vereijken // Oct 20, 2009 at 4:33 pm

   allright

8. fled // Oct 21, 2009 at 1:21 pm

   We are the cud, and we do the chewing.

   Welcome back, and may the world be a little crueler.

9. Roger_That // Oct 21, 2009 at 2:48 pm

   I am happy to plop my pungent puckerstar back on your soon to be soiled doorstep.

10. fnord // Oct 21, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    I haven’t forgotten that you banned me from Drudge Retort for agitating the trainables that post there. Have you had your houseboy Diego preemptively take free speech behind the barn, shoot it and give it a good ass raping after it was dead, or will you allow this site to blossom into the freak show it was before? Are pictures and HTML allowed? Inquiring perverts want to know!

11. fnord // Oct 21, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    Oh, and like the rest of your Illegitimate Ginger Stepchildren, I want to say: Welcome Back!

12. admin // Oct 21, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    Thanks. But please save all questions for the end of the tour.

13. whosasailorthen // Oct 21, 2009 at 11:06 pm

    I brought the beer. Anybody got a church key?