Nude Coffeemaker Arrested
Posted on October 22nd, 2009 by admin
A Springfield, Va., man is in trouble with Johnny Law because a cop’s wife saw him making coffee in the nude while she was trespassing on his property.
Embarrassed by the national press coverage the story has attracted, the police department has canvassed the neighborhood to find out if any other trespassers have seen this man’s swizzle stick.
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Oh Hai,
I is first and only comment.
Cruel barren.
RT
Whelp. He should just be thankful that he wasn’t naked *and* giving to a chick so hard that her cunt fell off and lay smoking at her feet.
Maybe if the trespassing bitch saw her husband’s dick more often, she wouldn’t be freaked out when she sees another man’s dick while she is peering into his window.